If enough public toilets were actually provided, this would not be a problem that needs solving.
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Does that really work? I get the impression that people would go pee on that wall just to see it bounce.
Now they pee at an angle
Piss on an angle, got it.
Anything to not build public washrooms
The problem is that public toilets need to be indestructible. The one near my home is constantly out of order because some asshole vandalized it. Restaurants, shops and delis only let customers use their restroom - probably for the same reason.
In Montréal all our major parks have washroom facilities and if they for some reason don’t there’s still gunna be a port-o-potty nearby. There should definitely be two near the beach but the point still stands that you can definitely have nice things, or at least something stopping the majority of public urination. And hell, I’m sure that we have issues with them here, too, but it’s a small price to pay to have a civilized city so whatever.
Longer term the city just needs to adopt any of the myriad studied ways homeless and poverty has been reduced in other places which will also reduce the danger to these things getting broken.
Back in my home country they had these washrooms that were basically giant urinals covered by these side walls so they would get hosed down but they were not for women.
I have seen places in Europe that pull out these portable urinal things and put them all over the entertainment district on Friday nights to prevent drunk dudes pissing all over and it seems to work well
This is hostile architecture. Build toilets instead.
They have toilets. People are just wretched.
A lot of Europe charges to use them though, whoch i find weird. Imo they should be funded by public budgets the way libraries, school buses, roads etc are.
Like, of ya gotta pee, ya gotta pee. If you gotta pee and you don't have any Euros on you, what else are you supposed to fucking do?? Literally what are your options at that point?
I'm sure some people would do this anyway but I suspect a lot of them can't/won't pay for a public toilet and aren't close enough to a private one. It's a UX issue
Imo they should be funded by public budgets the way libraries, school buses, roads etc are.
They are, and many low traffic toilets are completely free.
However, in high traffic areas, some arguments they tend to give against this:
- Asking for a small amount of money deters a vandalism because people would only go in there to use the toilet. Not many people would pay to go and trash the place or put some tags in there.
- It's an easy way to get extra money for maintenance
- In case of drug users it could help because some of them might already spend all their money on the drugs themselves thus making the small cost bothersome. (Although strong blue lights are a better deterrent because they hide your veins)
A lot of toilets in Europe in low traffic areas tend to be free. There's also quite some open air urinals in heavy traffic areas that are free but they smell horrible.
There's also some European countries that allow/tolerate public urination but limit it to non-privately owned natural bushes and require you to do it decently. (Not showing any genitals)
If you gotta pee and you don’t have any Euros on you, what else are you supposed to fucking do?? Literally what are your options at that point?
In places where they ask for money you can often plead your case and can enter without paying. Many places also ask for money without actually having somebody present or blocking your entry if you do not. I've seen a lot of little plates with cash just laying there without anybody being present.
what am I supposed to do? tap my phone and pay .5 usd for the privilege of using a clean-ish toilet in the middle of the plaza. not that big of an issue.
Not so much in London, and usually you need to pay for the public ones.
Clearly not enough easily accessible toilets for people to not pee on the sides of buildings. If the problem is so big that you're considering designing hydrophobic pisser punisher paint you clearly don't have enough places for people to pee.
I've been to a very large capital in Europe recently, there's been a whole three toilets when I needed one, ranging from 15 to 30 minutes away, and the best part is when I got to them, all were inaccessible because they are located inside of the park that closes doors at 18:00 (before that, in fact). The toilets are even marked 24h on the map, very convenient.
So yeah, even not considering drunk people, there are not nearly enough toilets in a lot of places.
Yeah, people forget that people is the reason we cannot have nice things.
Hit it on a 45 degree angle along the horizontal plane and it will bounce onto the shoes of the fella next to you
Maybe Europe should get some fucking public bathrooms.
Not looking at you, Switzerland, you're good.
We have them. Its just that a lot of us are such fucking degenerates that we piss and shit on the toilet seats and in the urinals that no one wants to go fucking near them. Others, have are filled with blue lights, so that all the junkies cant see their veins and shoot up somewhere else.
Basically, we cant have nice things because some of us are just utter cunts. Some have been put behind a paywall, but people moaned about that as well. Basically, there are solutions, but nobody wants them because "what about the people who dont have money?". And the answer "I guess they dont get to shit in the urinals!" is never a welcome one...
In The Netherlands, we don't have them, but you can piss at most bars and restaurants. Still the drunk guys choose to urinate at the walls, in the plants, in the bicycles, in the stairways of parking lots. It's gross and annoying.
I've heard the blue light thing before, but is it really that much of a thing? When we look for veins, I don't even see color anymore. It's tourniquet, squeeze, fondle your armpit, stab you.
The blue light is a thing. And its not limited to toilets in supermarkets and hospitals. Ive seen them under some bridges as well.

The issue though, like you said, is that most can find the vein by touch alone. And others are just so desperate, they try anyway. Giving exactly zero fucks about the blue light. Which has led some to question whether he blue lights are a good thing, or a bad idea thats going to eventually harm someone.
Maybe it's because it's still night where I am, maybe it's because I'm on the spectrum, but those blue lights feel like an assault on my senses. I had to scroll it off my screen to type this because it made my eyes hurt. I can't imagine having to deal with that every time I have to pee in public.
I also can't help but wonder where people go to do their makeup. I don't use makeup, but I often see others using the mirrors to touch up this or that. I can't imagine blue lights are helpful in that regard.
sure. it's an assault on neurodivergent neurons, but did you ever consider we could make things worse for someone who's already at rock bottom? what do you think we're supposed to do? make narcan readily available and pay social workers enough to where more people are willing to go into the field and take on the mental anguish of trying to make society work? and sure! this course of action would be less expensive than maintaining the torment nexus, but you have to keep in mind, we tried building a different torment nexus that was aesthetically against the torment nexus and ever since building the torment nexus we've only been able to understand the world in binaries.
This is what I was thinking... they didn't get rid of gravity. Also, who pees on the wall, even without a coating it's going to splash at least a little.
Paint the streets too. Checkmate, pee
paint every surface in Hamburg
the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts
the city becomes a piss particle accelerator
destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city
suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated
the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell
checkmate, betrunkene Idioten
Mooie chemicals to leak onto the environment. This is really a pfas 2.0 waiting to happen
Yup, it's fucking dumb and Its easily countered by peeing on the wall at an angle as well.
This is another lie.
Beware of cartoon drawings promising big things. Because if they can't show you the thing, it doesn't exist.
It's not that Hamburg doesn't have public toilets, but Hamburg is known for the "Reeperbahn" - a street lined with bars (I think the American equivalent to it would be something like Bourbon Street in New Orleans?). People go there to get wasted off their asses and no matter how many public restrooms you put up there, they will piss wherever.
(There's also an amazing documentary series about the Supermarket on that street and the characters that visit it)
The streets shall run yellow... WITH JUSTICE!
Or just yellow, as everyone takes a big step back and pisses directly on to the ground.... Now paint the ground, and we can all have a laugh every time it rains lol.
This is what we do instead of creating a better world.
We engineer hydrophobic paint to stop people from peeing on a wall...
I'd argue that keeping piss off of walls is making the world a better place, no? Especially in a high traffic area in dense European cities, the smell can be quite strong
Couldn't they just... have some (more) public toilets, or have any existing public toilets open for more hours?
In my unsubstantiated opinion, those who pee on walls don’t bother looking for a public toilet.
But you do know that you can just not piss up against a wall, and just piss on the ground.. right? Or better yet, make a game of it, and piss on the wall at different angles. You and your mates playing piss wars against the wall and trying to avoid each other splashback would be of interest to a lot of pissheads on the way home after finishing the kabab.
On the downside, we're not building a better world, but on the plus side, we at least have more PFAs than we did before!
How much does that useless paint cost??
as much as some subcontractors to get rich
Only way it could truly work is if it were retroreflective.
And that main reason people publicly urinate is because there aren't any toilets.
So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.
I'll piss right on the ground, fuck it. Der Strom lässt sich nicht aufhalten!
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