Oh I was expecting monster hunter (video game) references

Your butthole isn't a poem

Egypt was making similar stuff to pizza long before Italy. Italy didn't even have tomatoes to make "pizza" until they were imported from America.

Fire that cook

Wtf

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Why was his primary against a democratic socialist cancelled?

I think I could easily go vegan 5 days a week, but I could never give up my weekend breakfasts with eggs, cheese, and the occasional sausage or bacon. Not to mention the homemade lattes :(

Yeah the vegans are definitely right.

Munches on my cheese

Oof, early voting is 5 minutes away for me and usually has no line.

Why do people wait for the last day instead of voting early?

Most people don't know, nor would they accept it.

We're in for 4-10C of warming and the peak of the probability curve is at 6C.

4C is catastrophic for humanity. The best we can do now is try not to speed up our collective demise, but even 2050 looks absolutely bleak.