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It always could have been worse and it always could have been better.

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And anytime it doesn't work, it should be called Crapple pay

Kind of like the company

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Time To Burn being the interval between the date of first post of an abandoned place in urban exploration online communities, and the date when the place inevitably succumbs to arson.

Do I think it exists? Someone in an urbex forum somewhere must had had a spreadsheet of this.

Should it be a thing? Probably not. Arsonists would make a game out of this.

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I cannot tell you how many times I've made a noise on the toilet and been so embarrassed that I actually end up waiting for anyone who heard it to leave, just so I can stay anonymous

I don't think there will be anyone who objects to this. There is nothing in a bathroom worth listening to. Nobody socializes in a bathroom. It's as quiet as a library, and any bodily noise completely gives you away

Please just add background music to bathrooms. Even with quiet background music, you could at least strategically defecate to the tempo to make it sound like it's part of the song

I hate public bathrooms, please make them bearable

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(this space open upon a thousand-million rants of mine)

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It's all molecules interacting based on covalent bonds and electrostatic forces. George Lucas was right. Use the force, midichlorians.

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I had a thought the other day about AI. What if everyone (or enough people) everywhere just started disagreeing with every and all AI responses and answers. What would happen if millions of people just started disagreeing with everything AI responded with. Even if it gave out right answers, or answers we believed were correct and we all just outright disagreed with everything all the time.

Would it eventually confuse LLMs? or alter their reality into something else and render them completely useless or corrupted?

Would it take hundreds of actual humans responding negatively all the time or would it take thousands or millions or billions of negative responses before it could (if it ever) had any effect.

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What are dogs gonna do, complain in human language that they don't taste like pumpkin or cookies and cream?

There's no scenario where a reasonable and normal human being can ever prove or disprove the advertised flavor of dog treats. And if you do? Congratulations you fucking weirdo, yeah maybe they lied but YOU put a dog treat in your mouth. You lose by default, bro

All it needs is themed packaging, a vague colorful tint, and boom it's now whatever flavor you say it is. If anyone objects, "ah, nope. They just taste bad to you because you're not a dog"

It's all such silly goosery

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60 watts to illuminate just one room used to be the norm. Now it sounds insane. Maybe losing the perfect color rendering index was a worthwhile tradeoff after all.

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A coworker just panicked that Auto Save had nuked hours of work. Fortunately, OneDrive had a backup version, so only a few minutes were lost. Lesson learned: When you’re trying to fork a file into two separate versions, make a copy first before making any changes to either.

Realistically though, when was the last time Auto Save actually saved the day? Usually, it just causes you to scream in terror as it saves your files at the exact wrong moment. Imagine opening a massive Excel file made by someone else. You make a few modifications to see how the calculation works with your numbers. You got the information you wanted, so you close the file without saving… but did you really? A day later, the coworker asks you why you had to ruin that calculation completely. Yeah, you can’t really discard the changes when everything is saved automatically, now can you?

It feels like discarding the changes made all shared files really safe, since your screw-ups were never permanent. Now they are. Every time you open a file, you have to be extra cautious not to accidentally delete or change anything. With Word files it’s even worse. Move one image by accidentally dragging it, and the entire layout gets randomised. Auto Save seems to cause far more anxiety than it prevents.

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I was just reading about a violation of the Canadian fisheries act that has a maximum penalty of $200k, and realized the absurdity of there ever being a maximum fine.

There should be no maximum fine on any corporate penalty given that we do not cap the size of corporations or their bank accounts.

It would be like having maximum jail terms of 25 years for immortal beings that can live to 10,000.

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It feels like om of those, "What are there more of in this world, eyeballs or legs?", kinds of thoughts but I think I am firmly in the:
Humans make a lot of bad stuff just for the sake of making stuff category.

Not a pessimist, just a realist, I have seen what's on Wattpad.

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And you probably never will, because anything a ghost could do to haunt traffic would just get blamed on "asshole drivers"

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Post Malone should name one of his children 'Avant'.

That's all

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