And I always could have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling dog!

But it always is now. Everything else is just a story you're telling yourself.

nah, I think it can't get better than when it hasn't been worse, I don't believe in better results than not the worst.

Armed with that philosophy, you stand at a fork in the road. You can become a Buddhist, a hedonist, or an anarchist. Choose your path wisely.

That's what she said.