And I always could have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling dog!

You're such an anti-labelist

People buy houses on their phones, not just the mortgage

1 long curvy tooth

So we microdose hallucinogens, gotchya

This is Pokémon Fire

No, they're good at math, they're just doing nefarious calculations

Go to my mother-in-laws

I took that, personally

Seriously

Elder Gearheads in my area reminisce of time when the cops would shut down a straight stretch of highway so people could drag race. This is probably 1970's tho

A pocket full of sunshine