He gives water for the dead!

The ownership of your flesh is temporary.

I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.

I'm hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.

We are all made of stars.

Sam Altman would like a word.

Yep! The idea that a water molecule has always been on Earth is a really widespread notion.

You won't believe your eyes! WATCH as photosynthesis DESTROYS water!

6CO2 + 6H2O + light energy → C6H12O6 + 6O2

Water is not eternal. It can be destroyed and created

Really depends on your definition of the word "create."

You can pry my matter from my cold dead hands

That carbon and oxygen is just temporarily in that form. The fermions that comprise it will be reused to form other matter

As modest mouse said, someday you will die somehow and somethings gonna steal your carbon!

Mum said it's my turn to use the cum!

"From my rotting corpse plants will grow."

Our planet almost certainly loses tons of matter to space daily

Some like Ye has more than the rest of us.

Fizz... Buzz

Yeah, was thinking the same. I guess, with our definition of ownership, you could say that if something is in your possession for more than a week/month/whatever and no one claims ownership for it, then you could call it "yours", even if you're going to pass it on at some point...

I return it to a japanese lady's mouth like nature intended.

That depends: how many times have you been an astronaut on the ISS? (Don’t be embarrassed, it happens to the best of us.)

Yes.

Jesus’s pee? Doubtful.

Well, I ate some food, breathed, and went to the toilet. You're welcome.

During respiration, cells combine glucose and oxygen to produce carbon dioxide and water ((C_6H{12}O_6 + 6O_2 -> 6CO_2 + 6H_2O))._

"You are the cosmos made conscious" - Brian Cox

"...you're not something that's a result of the big bang. You're not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are." - Alan Watts

"Allow yourself to fantasy that you're 13.8 million years old And you're part of this incredible ocean of happening Instead of just this one individual Just let yourself experience that for a second The glorious knowledge that you are a never-ending, ever-changing flow of matter that's temporarily manifested with the ability to express love" - Dunkin Trussel

Does Munroe just steer all his answers toward dinosaurs?

Coke is dinosaur piss?

I mean, you eat the insides, just the kernal casings are indigestible to us.

It cannot be diluted, but it can stop existing.

1000 ml holy water + 999 ml of tap water = 1999 ml of holy water, but

999 ml holy water + 1000 ml of tap water = 0 ml holy water.

So to make all water holy water, we first need more holy water than water, which is hard.

I went down the rabbit hole and found out it can be diluted but only if you add more than 49% regular water at a time

Not zero

neil degrasse tyson had a fun take on this. There are more molecules of water in a single cup of water, than there are cups of water in all of earth's water. So without a doubt water molecules used by any number of historical figures have almost certainly also been used by you. Genghas khan, Caesar, Einstein, etc.

I'm not clear on how long ago the person must have lived for the chances to be near certain or not.

And also (insert favorite pornstar's) pee! And some of mine!