What about the Freudiverse?
That is marketing targeted at particularly stupid humans. Now tell them it is reversible and go enjoy the occasional bit of dried lung themselves.
I hope next time is my turn to be dog
As a kid I learned from the dentist that you should massage your gums with the toothbrush. I've recently learned that you should absolutely not and this is why I have retracted gums and exposed roots that hurt like a motherfucker.
Childhood dentist that is probably long dead, I wish you bad thoughts wherever you are.
I got a lift from an off duty police officer in Greece. I held on to my backpack like it was an already inflated airbag. Not that it would have made any difference on those slopes.
Aren't we all
Like the Penn and Teller Desert Bus game except instead of eight hours of real time driving a bus in the desert it is fifty years of real time not driving a probe in space.

Fixed it for you
On a festival, many moons ago, long before mobile phones were ubiquitous. Sharing tent camp with friends of friends that I was barely acquainted with. One early evening one of them got a bit too drunk and was left behind by his buddies, leaving my girlfriend and me to help him before our next concert was up. So he decided I'm his best friend for being nice and also that I'm much too nice so I deserve having my head bashed in, switching between the two with a few minutes of each. He was a muscle builder strong man type that did boxing. I was not. Was a tad stressful.
He was very apologetic next day but I decided to keep my distance anyway.
Imagine being communist and calling the lowest already laying down working class victims of capitalism "trash".
Bougie revolutionaries, raise your glasses!
You're a vegetable. And/or a mushroom.