"Nobody drives in New York, there's too much traffic." -Phillip J. Fry
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It's universal! In France, from top to bottom you have: Paris, Montpellier, and Nimes.
I dont think most people in the west have experienced driving in north africa and i dont think most people should experience it cause its unhinged
North Africa is a bit wild and slightly terrifying. For pure terror Honduras takes the blue ribbon.
Not India?
India is nuts as well.
Honduras has the added spice of being very mountainous around the major population zones. Most major roads on the edge of a cliff or very steep hill. So you get the "this traffic is nuts" combined with "oh fuck that's a long ways down." Frequent mud/rock slides along the routes add a bit more spice as well.
Well i cant say ive driven in honduras but ill take your word and not do so(not that i wouldve driven in honduras either way)
I got a lift from an off duty police officer in Greece. I held on to my backpack like it was an already inflated airbag. Not that it would have made any difference on those slopes.
Everything is legal in New Jersey!*
^* Except left turns, and pumping your own gas^
Yeah yeah! Cause of all the out of state drivers here!
Also because we're dinguses.
If we give you a lot of salt water taffy would y'all leave us alone to be idiot drivers by ourselves?
A nice Taylor Ham sandwich (with egg and cheese, please) will suffice
Sometimes I see dashcam clips and I think "that's just how people drive on 78"
Don't use your turn signal. That is betraying your plan to the enemy.
All I know about driving in Boston is that there's a place called Hahvahd Yahd in which to pahk your cah.
Boston? More like Lost-in, because the roads are so goddamn confusing.
As a non-driver but semi-regular passenger who was born on Long Island and moved to New York City, I can confirm all of this 100% accurate foolishness.
Staten island is already conquered and nothing prospers there
Visited NYC pre-Pedophile-President and I drove around New Jersey to get some Chinese food on a very hungover evening. People drive pretty much the same as here EXCEPT for some reason the person going the opposite direction turning left will just go in front of you like that's a perfectly normal thing to do. It was baffling but I drive around a crazy downtown core for work, so it was pretty easy to get used to.
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