Because people sometimes ask...the avatar is ironic, like when punks in the 70's wore Mickey Mouse tees.

I genuinely applaud the effort.

This is such a sore spot for me, as a lifelong Punisher fan (bought War Journal #1 when it came out). Frank Castle would literally shoot half of them in the face, and definitely if they paired the Punisher sticker with a Thin Blue Line flag one. Now when I wear my Punisher tee, I can see people giving me the side eye because they think I'm a fascist.

It helps keep it fresh and good tasting longer, but not a requirement.

Can confirm, but it was not a joke. My vasectomy was done by Dr. Dick Chopp.

EDIT: He was a master of marketing.

https://cw39.com/cw39/dr-dick-chopp-offers-march-madness-vasectomies/

I got to get my V done by Dr. Dick Chopp.

For lube, especially if you are "enthusiastic", I recommend sticking with something like X-Lube. Poor lubrication can lead to long term issues.

Ok, but did they have to use Trump's "superintelligence" pet word in a sentence?

Missed opportunity to title "Pro Tip" rule.

Also, Pro Tip: Always use.pure, organic coconut oil, not regular. Keep the jar refrigerated so it won't rancid (tastes bad). The shock of the cold before it warms is hot (pun intended).