"We don't need condoms, babe, I wore my tighty whities today"

I wear pajamas each day to ensure my sperm quality. It's just for myself as I have absolutely no motivation to go anywhere but I deserve high quality sperm on my stomach after a long fought jo sesh

When is it considered "tight" and when is it considered "loose"?

I feel like erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation are kinda at odds. Anyway I love my tight undies and hot baths.

Ah nice. I need new ones, the current ones aren't that tight anymore. Gonna buy new tight ones again, less chance of screaming shit machines.

I'm all for skirts for men to be back in style like kilts

Good to know for people who don't want to have kids.

How long before the billionaires ban surgical methods of birth control, too?

Might seem strange to ask after Dems won a few seats, but remember, money is power and power corrupts, no matter which color banner they stand under.

Underwear is for sukkas.

not really surprising. the point of the scrotum is to naturally keep your semen at the right temperature by contracting and loosening with the ambient temperature. tight underwear prevents all that

Looks better though - if you have the body for it.

Damn can't believe I wasted all that money on a vasectomy

I blame underwear (and to some extent pants) on declining birth rates in Europe in part. At least in Finland - seriously, why is almost all the underwear here so fucking tight in the ball region??? It fits my wife and girlfriend just fine so are they secretly passing off women's overstock boxers as mens or something? Have to shop at foreign stores to find underwear that's not designed to push your balls back into your body or something.

Same with pants at certain stores like Dressman - they size them to scale so good luck if you're tall but not incredibly overweight. Have to basically take all pants to a tailor here, otherwise my only other option is smaller pants that start showing my calves and fit my waist but squeeze the balls so tight I could pull of a Michael Jackson "Hee-Hee".

Good thing we're done having kids in my family

Did anyone happen have read the study and reflect a bit how well they accounted for other reasons for lower sperm quality? Like if you gain weight, that would make your underpants tighter. Does gaining weight also decrease sperm quality?

Commando is the way to go

Commando gang rise up!