Dude,

You can say "ass" and "fuck" if you want to. You're on an 18+ social media platform, and everyone would understand what you meant even if you weren't. You can choose other words if you feel like these ones are too strong for you. It's your right to do this, but it comes off as f***ing fucking weird.

Sincerely,

Everyone

Topologists' Game of the Year 1993

That's a bit out-of-date, by the way. Current lead per the Associated Press is 2574 votes, and per Decision Desk HQ (seemingly somewhat ahead of the AP) is 2734 votes.

I've only tried the freezer method a few times, and every time it's been worse than just pressing extra firm tofu very well.

Looks and sounds excellent, OP.

Wow, this might be the first Sunny Street comic I've seen that isn't peak BHJ.

You do not need to soak your hands in oil before washing, not sure where you got that from. Soap and water works fine.

I should clarify that my comment was assuming that, like in the OP, someone was handling a Carolina Reaper. Capsaicin being fat-soluble should mean that it dissolves into the oil and then gets carried away by the dish soap. I've never had to use this personally, since just dish soap and water has always worked fine for me.

Okay, but ice isn't good for this; it's a chemical burn, and capsaicin is fat-soluble. You ideally want something like milk. Meanwhile, on your hands (assuming some of it got on those), you want to cover your hands in oil and then wash them with dish soap (and once those are clean, if there's residual burning, you can use topical pain treatments).

Edit: My understanding of the term "chemical burn" was mistaken. Thanks to @Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world for calling me out on this. I didn't know it had to be corrosive or cytotoxic to be a "chemical burn"; I thought irritants generally were included.

Edit 2: Actually, looking further into this, I'm not so sure I was technically wrong at the level of capsaicin you'd be exposing yourself to with a Carolina Reaper. Capsaicin can be cytotoxic. I wonder now if very minor nerve death occurs at this level of spice. Either way, that's not the main problem if it's even happening; my comment was wrong regardless of possible technical accuracy.

Imagining a "Too Many Cooks"-style intro but with all the named characters from DS9.

Odo. His people literally lead the Dominion.

Yeah, "infinite genie blowjobs" is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.

But what if... you were the criminell, OP?