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[–] 68 points 16 hours ago (24 children)

Exactly why are you not wishing for infinite genie blowjobs?

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  • [–] 58 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (9 children)

    Because that can go wrong in a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.

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  • [–] 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Seems like you'd get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs...

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  • [–] 5 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

    I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey's paw thing though

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  • [–] 6 points 15 hours ago* (3 children)

    Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.

    Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday

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  • [–] 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

    Sounds like you've been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol

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  • [–] 10 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

    You could ask for the genie to be your lifelong slut then the second desire be immortality. The third desire is having infinite desires. You've now hacked the game.

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  • [–] 9 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

    Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.

    you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity

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  • [–] 4 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

    Lol that's only if you don't specify they are individual bjs and on demand

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  • [–] 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    You didn't define how long an individual blowjob lasts. You haven't solved the problem. Enjoy getting your weenie destroyed by a genie.

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  • [–] 36 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

    I wonder what your third wish could possibly be

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