You could ask for the genie to be your lifelong slut then the second desire be immortality. The third desire is having infinite desires. You've now hacked the game.

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Infinite wishes never works

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[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

You wish for him wanting to fulfill your every wish.

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[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 20 hours ago

Awww. Fuck these non-written rules. We have to protest into the geniuses department.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.

you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Lol that's only if you don't specify they are individual bjs and on demand

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You didn't define how long an individual blowjob lasts. You haven't solved the problem. Enjoy getting your weenie destroyed by a genie.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

If I was actually going to be able to make this wish, I'd have to sit down for hours with someone like you creating a framework to prevent issues like that lol

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

first wish is having a lawyer that specializes wishmaking magical law on retainer

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago* (1 child)

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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 point 25 minutes ago

I know AI had nothing to do with this, and I love it,

if the cummet is in stable solar orbit, it will keep growing until it becomes a planet, and will eventually be large enough to disrupt the other planets orbit, into it launches itself out removes all the planets, either way earths orbit will be different, destroying all life on earth, my cum planets growing onto a star then growing onto anblack hole

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