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[–] 6 points 3 days ago* (5 children)

Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.

Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Sounds like you've been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Well, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…

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