first wish is having a lawyer that specializes wishmaking magical law on retainer

Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.

you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity

OK, but bring a shovel, were doing the metaphore thing first,

How is this the single most wholesome space online?

2 options, we run with the metaphor and bring a shovel to bury them again, or forget the metaphor and we do drugs to forget it.

Or both and we do drugs in a graveyard

Israel is a terrorist nation and a direct threat to anyone.

old childhood trauma unsealed. anyone wants to help me bury it again?

yhea, probably that

Thanks, I have a feeling that there is a similar fascist symbol. but only going by dejavu

they are banning face sitting

I'm Catalan, live in the US, I'd kill for tomatoes good enough for Pa amb tomaquet,

they can start investions and preparations so on day one they can get shit done

I'm sorry, but all I see is the Greendale E pluribus Anus logo. what flag is it?