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[–] 60 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (9 children)

Because that can go wrong in a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.

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  • [–] 14 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    Seems like you'd get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs...

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  • [–] 5 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

    I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey's paw thing though

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  • [–] 6 points 21 hours ago* (3 children)

    Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.

    Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday

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  • [–] 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    Sounds like you've been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol

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