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lol (thelemmy.club)
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They don't post very often, but when they do, it's worth it.

Bumfritter!

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Mark Zuckerberg costumes might scare people to death ;)

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Malaphors (lemmy.ca)
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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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God: I have made mankind.

Angels: You fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did.
Look at it. It's god anxiety.
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I was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked up to my window with his little book.

I said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball."

He said, "Ma'am, State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence.

He closed his book, walked back to his patrol car and left. 😂
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The X-Files (S1E23 - Roland)

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Sign language (imgur.com)
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Yep (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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True story...

My wife (It's her niece's fourth birthday): Can you get her some classic children's books. Just ask for a recomendation if you can't find the familiar classics.

Me: I don't trust their recomendations.

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Crazy (infosec.pub)
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