I was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked up to my window with his little book.

I said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball."

He said, "Ma'am, State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence.

He closed his book, walked back to his patrol car and left. πŸ˜‚

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[–] 66 points 1 week ago

β€œThen he came back to my window, yelled GUN and pulled me out of the car and slammed me face-first into the pavement.”

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  • [–] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    This joke is so old it could drink.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • And everyone clapped

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago
    [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    /c/thathappened

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Then the woman laughed, the car laughed, and as it sped away, so too did the cruiser.

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