I was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked up to my window with his little book.

I said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball."

He said, "Ma'am, State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence.

He closed his book, walked back to his patrol car and left. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I thought they were on boats and was wondering how he's walking on water

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