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State troupers have no balls (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked up to my window with his little book.

I said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball."

He said, "Ma'am, State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence.

He closed his book, walked back to his patrol car and left. 😂

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This joke is so old it could drink.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

This joke is so old, it's been retired for 40 years

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[–] Kenny4tunes@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago

As long as it isn't Budweizer, that's not beer, that's piss in a bottle

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