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State troupers have no balls (lemmy.ca)
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I was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked up to my window with his little book. I said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball." He said, "Ma'am, State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He closed his book, walked back to his patrol car and left. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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[โ€“] 1 point 1 week ago

As long as it isn't Budweizer, that's not beer, that's piss in a bottle

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