I was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked up to my window with his little book.

I said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball."

He said, "Ma'am, State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence.

He closed his book, walked back to his patrol car and left. 😂
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“Then he came back to my window, yelled GUN and pulled me out of the car and slammed me face-first into the pavement.”

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