God: I have made mankind.

Angels: You fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did.
Look at it. It's god anxiety.

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[–] 23 points 1 week ago (1 child)

This feels like a Terry Pratchett type quote

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago*

    "DID YOU GIVE THE MONKEY AN APPLE?!" God asked Lucifer, calmly.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    I'd like to point out that any animal you put into the box of horrors, will develop mental disorders. Humans were just the only ones smart skilled dumb confused enough to make the box.

    I hear some of you saying "not all of them develop mental disorders". To which the answer is, "those have disorders that let them fit in the box of horrors better".

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Other animals also get anxiety.

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