Isn't it named after the Beatrix Potter character

Being a high profile sex offender in a jail 18 months could turn out to be a life sentence

Yeah this was a joke about HS2

I've not owed an apple product since a 2005 macbook. Their not shoving AI into everything has had me considering buying an iPhone for my next upgrade.

Building Stonehenge today would end up in an ill advised contract structure between public and private stakeholders which would be partially responsible for a cost overrun of ~175% and it would ultimately get cancelled after a decade and a half or so when only ~30% was finished.

Are you classified as human?

Negative, I'm a meat popsicle proxy

The sticker misspells raped

David Walliams next hopefully

Success I guess?

How was this guy still working

Maybe I should edit to say the whole of the south

But then the north doesn't seem great since Thatcher fucked it with her massive strap on