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God: I have made mankind.

Angels: You fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did.
Look at it. It's god anxiety.

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[–] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Other animals also get anxiety.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Obviously, otherwise the angels wouldn't have a word for it.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

and get treated similar to us. i have a cat on prozac.

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