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I had a cat exactly like that. Their personality is: "I'm cute, I love you, but I do whatever I want."

Story time: We had a cat named Mowie that absolutely loved bread and pasta. If you gave her a bowl of plain pasta she would eat it voraciously, even growl if you got close to her while she ate. She could finish a small bowl off in a minute. I have never seen a cat take suck big bites either.

We had to get a bread box because she would tear open the tops of loaves and eat the crust. It was kind of annoying but also funny because she would be on a loaf as soon as you took it out of the grocery bag. All bread had to go immediately into the bread box. This is how I know Garfield was based on a real cat.

You better figure out who sold you defective produce, my boy is innocent

How dare you with this slander! He's obviously totally innocent! Just look at that sweet little innocent angel baby face of his! 😇 <3

But what if... you were the criminell, OP?

Couldn't have been Oscar. We were attending a church service at the time...

We once came home to a pack of four cobs, each with a small nibble taken from the top.

Thanks, kitty.

Obligate carnivore means that they have to eat some meat; it doesn't mean that they should eat only meat

What's the charge? Eating a succulent meal?

The art / the artist 😍

I constantly have to remind my cats that they're obligate carnivores, but it rarely stops them trying to get at my (vegetarian) meals

to be fair,
he thought there was a wasp in there