Someone’s gotta sit outside the bunker and grab the grub hub off the porch when they refuse to leave.

Hey this guy lost us both houses in the midterms, turned the nation blue, why not give him total control of the executive branch now instead of just a few key pieces

Sorry guys, rats are all tagged before they flee the ships these days. We won’t forget.

They both look like they told you not to post this

You love to see it

I’d accept just declaring it’s tacky state a national emergency and reverting it.

Or captive. Or ignorant. You can be captive to a cult, or domineering person, or just so ignorant or intellectually challenged you literally don’t know these ideas exist in their proper context and why.

Might be time to change the batteries on your carbon monoxide detectors

You better figure out who sold you defective produce, my boy is innocent

I’m sure they’ll give just as much respect to the preservation of your changes as you gave to the people’s property in the first place

Well since I am a progressive gun owner I can tell you for certain my biggest fantasy is never having to need to use it because we improve society so much no one is desperate and dumb enough to threaten my family

Yep, I never argued it was bad to have good things from imperfect politicians. I did, however, say it’s not enough for me to want him as my preferred candidate for President.