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[–] 8 points 14 hours ago
[–] 8 points 14 hours ago

You love to see it

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  • [–] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    So you're telling me it can't possibly go down any more, and I should invest in it now?

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago

    tiny violin noises

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago

    anybody dumb enough to touch this for any reason other than the get-in-get-out initial pump is too dumb to receive an oxygen ration.

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    [–] 34 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm absolutely shocked that a scam named after a scammer isn't doing as well as the scammers claimed it would.

    What's next? Finding out that the scam named after a scammer may not be legit and just be a scam after all?

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  • [–] 26 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

    Look at that fat fuckin neck

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  • [–] [S] 40 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    Trump managed to turn political loyalty into an asset class where the voters take the losses and the insiders take the profits. Usually politicians wait until after leaving office to cash in on their supporters. This one offered a live ticker.

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  • [–] 18 points 13 hours ago (12 children)

    Sucks. Anyway what's everyone's favorite dish to make

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  • [–] 7 points 13 hours ago*

    I'm having my favorite dish today dan dan noodles theres is a great recipe on Woksoflife dot com just type "dan dan" in the search. It's an amazingly nutty, spicy and savory dish with lots of garlic, chili, tahini and sweet minced pork. Im also lmao while pointing at the racist crypto morons, today is a good day :D

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  • [–] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    Half of that man’s head is neck.

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  • [–] 14 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

    The article is empty. It states that the current price is 1.12USD with no mention of any other data like the initial price.

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  • [–] 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    So it still has over $1 to fall.

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  • [–] 8 points 12 hours ago

    beyond belief

    I disagree, this is extremely believable.

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  • [–] 7 points 12 hours ago

    Good news everyone

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  • [–] 5 points 12 hours ago

    The nice thing about percentages is that you can always lose 99.9% more value!

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  • [–] 3 points 12 hours ago

    Look for the Nussy seal of authenticity.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago

    So you're telling me this is "buy" time...?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago

    "In God We Trust"!

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    I think the wealthy criminals who received pardons or favorable policy are satisfied with their investment.

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  • 2 comments in c/usa@lemmy.ml view that post
    [–] 20 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    It's not beyond my belief.

    You know who isn't screwed, though? Trump himself. He's already made his bag.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago

    You know who isn’t screwed, though? Trump himself. He’s already made his bag.

    Predictably, many of the president’s victims count themselves among his biggest fans.

    -- and they still are somehow 🤷‍♂️

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