It's not beyond my belief.

You know who isn't screwed, though? Trump himself. He's already made his bag.

I'm absolutely shocked that a scam named after a scammer isn't doing as well as the scammers claimed it would.

What's next? Finding out that the scam named after a scammer may not be legit and just be a scam after all?

Look at that fat fuckin neck

Trump managed to turn political loyalty into an asset class where the voters take the losses and the insiders take the profits. Usually politicians wait until after leaving office to cash in on their supporters. This one offered a live ticker.

Sucks. Anyway what's everyone's favorite dish to make

Half of that man’s head is neck.

The article is empty. It states that the current price is 1.12USD with no mention of any other data like the initial price.

beyond belief

I disagree, this is extremely believable.

Good news everyone

The nice thing about percentages is that you can always lose 99.9% more value!

Investors you say?

We’re really using that term loosely, eh?

Look for the Nussy seal of authenticity.

So you're telling me this is "buy" time...?

I think the wealthy criminals who received pardons or favorable policy are satisfied with their investment.

If it can't get lower then rational decision is to buy in now, right?

it can always go lower, there are hundreds of reverse split/dilution scam-cos just like DJT that exist solely to siphon $ off of public markets

"In God We Trust"!

lol good

You love to see it

tiny violin noises

anybody dumb enough to touch this for any reason other than the get-in-get-out initial pump is too dumb to receive an oxygen ration.