Oh I see it now. I kept just seeing trashbags made from jeans

It's not so bad when it's warm white. Cool white is just instantly blinding

This would imply that planet is the masculine form and both mean "small plan"

I don't think blood pudding is generally considered to be a dessert.

It's actually real https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2117972737536750014

Seems like the main difference is that a malapropism ends up not making sense, while an eggcorn can be logicked to an extent.

In the US, we like to make voting a challenge. No election day holiday, polling places usually have hours within 9-5, and mail-in ballots are being postmarked late because of cost cutting in the USPS.

It's interesting to see that USPS is apparently actually trying to get ballots delivered as quickly as possible. It's their own fault they've been delayed, but still.

Enjoy your space heater. The G5 is something else

No it's a possum

Sometimes I see dashcam clips and I think "that's just how people drive on 78"

They've been doing a pretty good job this year of focusing on quality of life and ease of use, so there's hope