What are dogs gonna do, complain in human language that they don't taste like pumpkin or cookies and cream?

There's no scenario where a reasonable and normal human being can ever prove or disprove the advertised flavor of dog treats. And if you do? Congratulations you fucking weirdo, yeah maybe they lied but YOU put a dog treat in your mouth. You lose by default, bro

All it needs is themed packaging, a vague colorful tint, and boom it's now whatever flavor you say it is. If anyone objects, "ah, nope. They just taste bad to you because you're not a dog"

It's all such silly goosery

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[–] 46 points 2 days ago (1 child)

I could be wrong, but I believe (because of depressions) dog food needs to be human edible.

I personally feel bad when I feed my dogs shitty treats. So yeah, I taste them. Turns out the chicken jerky is actually pretty good. Like I would probably buy some marketed for humans. Everything else is shit. My dogs generally have a similar reaction (expressed by their eagerness to eat what I have).

Aside from that, dogs generally prefer the stinkiest treats you can find.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 days ago*

    I'm not saying that they shouldn't be edible, I mean if you're dirt poor and can't afford food, then it's definitely better to have something that both you and your dog can eat

    But like, dogs don't have high standards at all, for what they'll eat. I've seen my dog try to go for, fucking like dead birds or rotting veggies. I really don't think they care if their biscuit tastes like cheesecake or not

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Sounds like someone has never had a dog.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Isn't the marketing directed to the dog owners (humans) to disclose what animal produce their product (I.e., "chicken flavored") contains, more than advertising a distinctive taste as usually the case with human targeted edibles?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 day ago* (3 children)

    Nah I'm talking about flavors that dog treats don't normally have, like "pumpkin spice" or "eggnog"

    Kinda shit you'd expect on something that humans eat. Makes you kinda wonder how dog owners know that their dogs even like those flavors, or that they even taste it in the same way that we do. And I'm not saying that they don't either, but like why go out of your way to get it? Why assume, you know?? It's just crazy

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Oh, I see! I've never seen pet food marketed in that way before. I guess the strategy is to play on how humans tend to apply humanistic traits to animals, but It's very strange and weird nonetheless.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    Does not align with my experience. Some dogs I've had expressed strong food preferences and would absolutely refuse certain foods to the point of near starvation. Others would eat anything and everything.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Honestly, dog treats and dog food should also taste good to humans if they actually were just what they say they are. Bland, perhaps, but not disgusting.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    What tastes good to dogs can taste nasty to us for perfectly valid reasons. I don't think anyone's rushing to try an apple-beef-cucumber-peanut butter (or whatever the fuck they mix into a) biscuit that explicitly isn't made for humans

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I dunno. I'm pretty sure there is a reason they prefer to eat the food I make for myself (or even when I home cook their meal) instead of the pre-made dog food I bought for them.

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  • [–] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Except when the dog spits it out and won't eat it

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Have you never eaten dog treats?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    I tried dog ice cream once because how bad could ice cream be?

    bad.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    You don't eat a tester piece first?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    My husband will regularlly taste the sog treats. I think it’s gross but he says most of them are fine but need salt. He doesn’t taste the kibble or wet food though. Nor the lamb lung, nor the dental chews. I guess chicken jerky and salmon skin shouldn’t really be a problem anyway?

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago

    I once tried a peanut butter dog treat after checking the label for anything weird. It just tasted like a stale, sugarless peanut butter cookie. Rather uneventful tbh

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (8 children)

    Get a veterinarian friend in your life, they have great stories.

    In this story time, it's about pet food companies and veterinarian students. See, if a veterinarian recommends a certain food, is any reasonable owner taking their pet to said veterinarian going to not at least try that food? So pet food companies will give enormous discounts to veterinarian students. They want to hook them on it. They'll bring in cartloads of their brand and nearly give it away to the students. My friend had a small side hustle reselling the stuff. His girlfriend was feeding her cat something like $300 worth of the super premium food a month... for the low price of $30. His mother was getting 80lbs of some premium brand dog food every month. It was nuts.

    They also, in these little giveaways and 'seminars' put on, answer all the questions the vets might ever be asked by clients later on... which is why this is relevant to this post. See, they'll freely admit that every food is more or less taste-tested by humans first. So when they say 'bacon' or 'pumpkin spice' or such, it's really because the human that tasted it said so (and also because they already knew what it was going to taste like, the folks making the product aren't exactly stupid in the first place).

    Also also... how does anyone not know what things taste like before putting them in your mouth? I can think of nearly nothing that doesn't smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference. So just go sniff the treat and you can tell.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I can think of nearly nothing that doesn't smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference

    Soap, cheese, coffee, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, garlic, chestnuts, hibiscus, cinnamon, dragonfruit, coconut

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (2 children)

    Coffee I'll give you, though that one is definitely weird to me. It DOES taste and smell the same, but at the same time I love the smell and hate the taste.

    Soap, cheese, vanilla, cocoa powder, hibiscus are nearly 1-to-1 matches for me, smell/taste wise. Cinnamon is exactly the same.

    Dragonfruit... I can't recall it very well. I've had it once since I turned 18, and can only remember that it's like eating a kiwi with no taste. Not a thing in memory about the smell. Same thing for chestnuts.

    Coconut is another weird one for me. It does smell/taste the same, but the texture is so important that it overrides any concerns of the smell/taste.

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  • [–] 1 point 22 hours ago (1 child)

    Coffee doesnt smell bitter, i think thats what is throwing you off when you taste and its not expected.

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  • [–] 2 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    I can think of nearly nothing that doesn't smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference

    Vanilla extract would like to have a word with you

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  • [–] 1 point 13 hours ago

    Pretty sure it is the same. I just went and tested. What makes it seem otherwise is how concentrated it is. You're only getting a teenie weenie portion of it into your nose, it's diluted in any recipe (and the alcohol [like 95% by volume in the container] burns off while cooking), but if you taste it you're getting it super duper heavy on your tongue, alcohol and vanilla.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    My dog does not chew her food, so how could she taste it? She threw up once a little while after eating and it came out as if it was direct from the bag (but wetter). This was dry dog food. Yes, she ate it again before I could get a dust pan to scoop it up.

    Trained her with little ice cubes. She thought they were treats.

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