I lost all subs I was a part of with no internet recourse on fediverse and beyond.

I just had to choose/ deal with the loss of those communities while working to foster new ones elsewhere that aren't controlled by single points of failure.

with time and persistence, the new communities will flow.

wait, you do all this just to participate in that shit site? Just let them rot with their own cess pool of sheeple and greed.

me not agree. me want fuck

my carcass has long been picked clean but I thought" hey maybe the old man still can find surprises those whippersnappers haven't yet.".... thinking "ohh lemmy stumbled upon something! beans!" (I think you have to say this when you reference lemmy now)

and just how many batteries, flat tires, and engines would you say ya have in that ...car.

perfect

justifying my behavior because I was motivated by the aforementioned external behaviors by establishing their trends of beating me to the aforementioned punch.

WOOO I need to let autocorrect hit that aforementioned word again yeah soo satisfying.

in my defense, my team is always trying to be mr. achiever and drop the latest vulnerability. I got a glimpse of this one and got excited since I hadn't heard of this "new named threat". when I tried reading further to prepare my draft... the reach and exposure of this vulnerability became clear.

also, to mitigate this, we'd have to hotpatch layer 8.

I had a msg to my team drafted before I realized I was a fucking idiot.

everything becomes a nail when all you have is a hammer

he looks like he's melting.

fuck I hope he melts.

like he really just turns into a human puddle of piss and greed and shit.

like, no, you don't understand . I want for him to, for reals, like he's just at a banquet and he speaks a bit and while talking his voice just starts flickering and his face just starts drooping and we just witness the first ever transformation into a shit puddle.

we call it the Tesla P™