my carcass has long been picked clean but I thought" hey maybe the old man still can find surprises those whippersnappers haven't yet.".... thinking "ohh lemmy stumbled upon something! beans!" (I think you have to say this when you reference lemmy now)

justifying my behavior because I was motivated by the aforementioned external behaviors by establishing their trends of beating me to the aforementioned punch.

WOOO I need to let autocorrect hit that aforementioned word again yeah soo satisfying.

Not even that, it's not a problem at all. They're just saying that when you open a terminal program you get access to the shell. That is exactly the point of a terminal program. It's a bit like "exclusive, shocking report: water is wet!"

I mean, I guess part of the joke is if an attacker can get into your computer they can do nefarious things, but that's not as funny.