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Terminal2Shell: Critical flaw grants instant shell access on every major OS (terminal2shell.com)
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[–] 114 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I had a msg to my team drafted before I realized I was a fucking idiot.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    in my defense, my team is always trying to be mr. achiever and drop the latest vulnerability. I got a glimpse of this one and got excited since I hadn't heard of this "new named threat". when I tried reading further to prepare my draft... the reach and exposure of this vulnerability became clear.

    also, to mitigate this, we'd have to hotpatch layer 8.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago (1 child)

    u shouldn't play the achiever game with your team, it's an exploitation tactic and it consumes every fiber of your being

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  • [–] 1 point 55 minutes ago

    my carcass has long been picked clean but I thought" hey maybe the old man still can find surprises those whippersnappers haven't yet.".... thinking "ohh lemmy stumbled upon something! beans!" (I think you have to say this when you reference lemmy now)

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  • [–] 1 point 6 hours ago (1 child)

    How is it in your defense when you were going to do it to them?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    justifying my behavior because I was motivated by the aforementioned external behaviors by establishing their trends of beating me to the aforementioned punch.

    WOOO I need to let autocorrect hit that aforementioned word again yeah soo satisfying.

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