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[–] 206 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Okay. I briefly ate the onion, on this one. It tastes like sysadmin tears.

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  • [–] 110 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

    I had a msg to my team drafted before I realized I was a fucking idiot.

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  • [–] 45 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

    in my defense, my team is always trying to be mr. achiever and drop the latest vulnerability. I got a glimpse of this one and got excited since I hadn't heard of this "new named threat". when I tried reading further to prepare my draft... the reach and exposure of this vulnerability became clear.

    also, to mitigate this, we'd have to hotpatch layer 8.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago (1 child)

    How is it in your defense when you were going to do it to them?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago

    justifying my behavior because I was motivated by the aforementioned external behaviors by establishing their trends of beating me to the aforementioned punch.

    WOOO I need to let autocorrect hit that aforementioned word again yeah soo satisfying.

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  • [–] 7 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

    I only figured it out because I read your comment.

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  • [–] 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    That's why I confessed. I'm glad to help.

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  • [–] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm here cautiously making sure it's a joke that I don't understand. Problem exists between keyboard and seat.

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  • [–] 8 points 18 hours ago

    Not even that, it's not a problem at all. They're just saying that when you open a terminal program you get access to the shell. That is exactly the point of a terminal program. It's a bit like "exclusive, shocking report: water is wet!"

    I mean, I guess part of the joke is if an attacker can get into your computer they can do nefarious things, but that's not as funny.

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  • [–] 123 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Just tried it out. It is real. And really simple to do.

    Scary stuff. Tossing my machines in the bin tomorrow.

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  • [–] 42 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    I work at google just shut off every server to protect us. 👍

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  • [–] 41 points 1 day ago

    Nobody show this to my boss please, they'll be asking me why I haven't fixed it yet

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  • [–] 79 points 23 hours ago* (2 children)

    Getting a shell is bad, but what makes this worse is the insecurity of popular Linux tools that can be used for privilege escalation.

    The sudo program has had a known vulnerability since its inception. The developers are incompetent. In some configurations, all you need is the user's password and you can execute arbitrary code as root. Sometimes, no password is needed at all.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    Phew! Just got done patching all my servers. The main IOCs are

    • C:\Windows\System32\cmd.exe
    • /bin/bash
    • /bin/sh
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  • [–] 18 points 1 day ago* (8 children)
  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    nushell, ash, elvish, dash, powershell, ...

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  • [–] 23 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

    powershell is good because no hacker can be bothered typing that much to get anything to work ;)

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  • [–] 92 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    I just tested this exploit, I was easily able to remove the french language pack by typing "rm -fr /*"

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago

    Given simple primitives and runtime permissions, a skilled hacker can even bootstrap one of these “shells” from scratch, underlining the continued importance of banning math and computer science education in our schools.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    Gotta minimize your attack surface sudo apt remove konsole for any Debian kde based distros

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  • [–] 36 points 1 day ago (8 children)
  • [–] 10 points 23 hours ago* (6 children)

    While the palindromic structure of that command is pleasing to mine eye, LMDE basically called me a frickin' idiot for trying.

    I know it always asks Continue [Y/n] and there's no yes | or echo | to force that, so I was reasonably sure I'd get away with it, but I don't think I could argue with the sentiment had it actually said that.

    (Also, I have Timeshift, so that would have saved my bacon but for the inconvenience of having to go through a rollback.)

    Anyway, here's what it said (scrolling may be required to see the last line which is clearly code for "you're an idiot"):

    REMOVING:                       
      apt       apt-utils          mint-meta-cinnamon  mintsources  mintupdate       sudo
      apt-file  command-not-found  mint-meta-core      mintsystem   python3-repolib
    
    WARNING: The following essential packages will be removed.
    This should NOT be done unless you know exactly what you are doing!
      apt
    
    Summary:
      Upgrading: 0, Installing: 0, Removing: 12, Not Upgrading: 1
      Freed space: 52.3 MB
    
    Error: Removing essential system-critical packages is not permitted. This might break the system.
    
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  • [–] 8 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

    Honestly, I want to be allowed to break my system. I own it, it should do exactly what I say, warnings are fine, but software deciding it knows better than you is how we have reached the inescapable technogulag of the now.

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    You can, if you create an empty file at /etc/apt/break-my-system first. It's intentionally not mentioned to prevent another Linus situation

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    In my experience, Linux only allows you to do 1 incredibly stupid thing at a time. Remove sudo? Cool. Remove apt? You betcha. Remove apt AND sudo? You're fucking nuts, I ain't doing that

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  • [–] 14 points 21 hours ago

    Switch off computer is the best mitigation

    Removing keyboard and locking operator out of building is the next best thing.

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  • [–] 14 points 23 hours ago

    This one goes to 11

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  • [–] 26 points 16 hours ago

    Holy shit, my computer is infected. I opened my terminal and typed "sudo ls -halR /" and it showed me every file on my computer. Oh my god.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    Oh, I heard of this one! Basically every single accidental corruption of any kind in any compny's production environment was made possible by this exploit! Scary stuff!

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  • [–] 12 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    I still find it funny that in the distant past an engineer thought pasted commands should have some ~~ characters added, so the user has to delete them & think about their actions while pressing their arrow or various faster ctrl+ keys ..

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  • [–] 11 points 22 hours ago

    Only tangentially related, but this reminds me of an interaction I had here on Lemmy. I was talking about my pure bash, brain-made CLI app that pushes files between Google Compute head nodes and Google Storage buckets, but does some additional fuckery with bash strings to serve as a crude git. Basically, the app manipulates a string that represents a bucket, and then uses the appropriate gcloud command with that string.

    Someone was extremely concerned about the security of my app, how I should do an AI code review, and that only good programmers use all the tools available to them. I told them that I only want my code to be reviewed by humans. They said it was wild that someone would decline a security review. I told them that if there's a security issue with my app, they'll have to take it up with Google.

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  • [–] 20 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    You should really place a /j somewhere before someone thinks they're screwed

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  • [–] 10 points 22 hours ago

    Finally I'm justified in doing everything via a GUI.

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  • [–] 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    Microsoft Paint: Not affected. Thank God.

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  • [–] 9 points 22 hours ago
    • 1989 Bash released. Name confirms the attack is intentional.
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  • [–] 8 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    Must’ve been another AI found exploit because no human could piece this together

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  • [–] 14 points 17 hours ago

    I'm tired boss

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  • [–] 7 points 23 hours ago

    I rarely comment on Lemmy but you actually made me laugh for 5 minutes straight 👏

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  • [–] 7 points 23 hours ago

    Finally, I’m a real hacker.

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  • [–] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    I use Konsole on my Mac. It's not listed on there, so am I safe?

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  • [–] 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

    Fortunately Windows is at least protected from gaining elevated privileges since it still has to go through UAC. I hope nobody discovers some vulnerability called something like "desktop2shell".

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    The article says it's a one click exploit, but I'm finding I need to make two quick clicks to enter into the program. Can someone help me?? Am I doing something wrong?

    I've spent all day trying to update my software to get this to work!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 19 hours ago

    Yeah, I have to hit super then type 'te' before I can one-click this exploit

    Though I guess I could make it one-click if I added a desktop shortcut to the terminal emulator

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  • [–] 2 points 13 hours ago

    If he says he's there to upgrade the computers, don't let him in.

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    I see what you did there and I admire the subtlety.

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