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[–] 64 points 1 day ago (7 children)
  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    This is why you should eat more fiber and not strain yourself while shitting.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago* (5 children)

    You obviously haven't seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo dot com

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    No way that website still exists...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    It doesn't, it links to a porn website now, which is why I didn't post the exact URL.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Fun fact, "Fart" means "Speed" in swedish.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago

    "Diverting more power to thrusters sir!"

    the bean flow increases

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    The engines on the Hail Mary

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The warp core has gone to shit and all we've got left are ranch style, what shall we do sir?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    This is someone's fetish

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    I had a discussion on Reddit about how farting into space isn't possible…

    Too bad I can't access it anymore because they restricted my account due to age verification.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Well, yeah. This setup would see people turned inside out on the way out the butt holes.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Okay, so can you, a man of science, make recommendations as to the design of a safe flatus-pulse drive?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I think it would involve taking the human out of the equation and instead genetically modify the microbes directly to as efficiently as possible convert all bean to the more volumnous fart. Then we can compress it with solar power and liquefy it for long term storage for eventual use as rocket propellant.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Break it so

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Are those free use nacelles?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Coup de Burst

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    so many good ways to tell the crew to do something... "engage"... "Hit it"... you went to fart?

    Maybe.... "Pull the finger" or something

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child)

    futurama did an episode about this, they used robots farts to move the entire earth, to avoid some catastrophic event from the sun, only to permanently change earths climate.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    "Shartspeed, Number 2."

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    Those are inefficient bean manifolds

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    EJECT THE WARP CORE!!!

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago

    "Captain, the Borg attack used too much power. We can't accelerate to Triple Flutterblast right now. But if I add curry to the bean tubes, we might manage a Trillblow and get out of here!"

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago

    The face colors match the butt colors. Nice detail.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    I'm glad I read the title cause I thought this was a biological weapon lol

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  • [–] 2 points 17 hours ago

    In space no one can hear you fart.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    TIL Dave Contra is a Lemming.

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    *where no man has fart before.

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