
NOW THIS IS PODRACING

NOW THIS IS PODRACING
Fun fact, "Fart" means "Speed" in swedish.
The warp core has gone to shit and all we've got left are ranch style, what shall we do sir?
I had a discussion on Reddit about how farting into space isn't possible…
Too bad I can't access it anymore because they restricted my account due to age verification.
Well, yeah. This setup would see people turned inside out on the way out the butt holes.
Okay, so can you, a man of science, make recommendations as to the design of a safe flatus-pulse drive?
I think it would involve taking the human out of the equation and instead genetically modify the microbes directly to as efficiently as possible convert all bean to the more volumnous fart. Then we can compress it with solar power and liquefy it for long term storage for eventual use as rocket propellant.
so many good ways to tell the crew to do something... "engage"... "Hit it"... you went to fart?
Maybe.... "Pull the finger" or something
futurama did an episode about this, they used robots farts to move the entire earth, to avoid some catastrophic event from the sun, only to permanently change earths climate.
"Captain, the Borg attack used too much power. We can't accelerate to Triple Flutterblast right now. But if I add curry to the bean tubes, we might manage a Trillblow and get out of here!"
I'm glad I read the title cause I thought this was a biological weapon lol
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