Seems a bit like self-fellation, to be honest.

But this 13-year-old game that's probably getting a remaster announced next year is only $4.99!

It was time to migrate when Unity tried slapping on a dev fee per user install, but being owned by Saidis is also a good reason to leave.

Cyberpunk as fuck.

Cut the pizza into smaller stripes and dunk them in queso.

It notes that in the about section; it's not an accurate test. It's more of a fun bar game where you pass the phone around then argue about who's a blue purist.

I couldn't make it past "first time posting a greentext."

Watch it end up being cheaper to ship crates of poorly labeled CDRs.

If you're at a Buc-ee's it means there isn't shit to do within a half hour drive.

A few of the half decent, small YouTube channels I follow started using it in their thumbnails as a way to polish up their channel. Little do they know is all it does is suck the soul out of their content.

I literally just had this thought.

He used to be speechless. He still is, but he used to, too.