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[–] 84 points 3 days ago (14 children)

fake: no, I work for a medical consortium, there’s lots of doctors I’ve talked to just like this

gay: he could be, he never said if he’s gay or straight. I hope he finds a lovely husband who bakes him cookies

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  • [–] 42 points 3 days ago (11 children)

    Actually why am I assuming the doctor is a guy?

    Not because doctors are automatically guys, but greentexters often are.

    Maybe this doctor could prescribe herself some E? I don’t know. I’m not allowed to practice medicine.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    What's more concerning, is that you seem to be having a conversation with yourself.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Sometimes I reply to my own comments if I have something more to add. I do this in verbal conversation as well, a technique called "say more stuff, provide context, finish making the point."

    It just feels more natural than editing.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Do you also use parentheses in sentences if you think something doesn't fit the sentence yet important enough to type out?

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  • [–] 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

    Wake up and get an hour of reading in =win

    Shower and breakfast =win

    Go to the hospital where he works as a doctor =win

    Finish work at 4pm =win

    Lift weights / resistance training =win

    Play video games for fun =win

    Dude is killing life

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  • [–] 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Killing life is bad for doctors

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  • [–] 33 points 3 days ago

    You know the key to dealing with social anxiety? Telling people you have social anxiety.

    Its like ripping off a bandaid. Once you tell the normies that you arent like them the nice ones will be nice, cut younsome slack and try to work with you. The shit people will out themselves as not worth even trying with.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    "man, am I miserable...better do the same thing everyday"

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  • [–] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 child)

    Fake: a 2 years doctor would be working 20/24 hours shifts. Only after like 5 years they get normal shifts

    Edited: should be more actually

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  • [–] 19 points 2 days ago

    Sounds like humble brag of a great life to me

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago

    Pwease take these piwws at 8am, 12pm, and 1am.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    only 6hrs sleep. So real free time is 6-9. I guess anon lives at his mom's due to no mention of chores, groceries. On the other hand you have weekends. but yes, weekdays are dead to wageslaves.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Medical degree can be used for research though? Anon doesn't need to work patient-facing to use his education, surely there is a better position for them.

    And this sounds like a pretty good life, time for reading and working out, enough free time to have a relationship. Most doctors don't have such a cushy schedule.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    If you are bad with patients and good with technical shit, go into a speciality where you don't interface with patients. Become a diagnostic radiologist. You'll hardly see patients directly. Or become a pathologist. You'll never see a (live) patient.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Idk if they choose to live in an apt or can't afford a house, if the latter, that's so fucked

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    On the great list of human cruelties, someone not having their own house for themselves two years after graduation is really a special kind of horror.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)
    • 5 am: wake = 0 hrs
    • 5-6 am: read = 1 hrs
    • 6-7 am: shower, breakfast, travel to hospital = 1 hrs
    • 7-8 am: ? = 1 hrs
    • 8 am -12 pm: Patient assessment = 4 hrs
    • 12 pm - 1 am: Lunch break = 13 hrs
    • 1 am - 4 pm: Patient assessment again = 15 hrs.

    = 35 hours

    Anon appears to be living a double life

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    I couldn't make it past "first time posting a greentext."

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