Time to watch this again!
I get it, Mimi. I want dopamine I have to work for, not free dopamine that feels like shit.
I've played a lot of Disco Elysium.
This *encrusted jizz droplet on the underside of a MAGA trucker cap*, is one month *younger* than me.
I look like a cute adorable lesbian lady. He looks like a sad, angry, fucked-up politician.
I guess that’s the difference between a lifetime of cuddling turtle plushies, and a lifetime of eating copies of Mein Kampf to gain their racism.
Shawarma Law is thus:
- if you’re hungry and shawarma is an option (it’s close by, you can afford it, and you haven’t eaten it in like the past couple days) you have to have shawarma.
It’s a common sense law.
I want fresh-baked cookies made with the express intention of warming my soul and belly.
So I gotta ask, as I’m asexual, I gotta know: what’s with the constant sex obsession? Something that just “feels good” can’t be that obsessive, is it?
I mean, I saw your post history, and it’s hornier than Patrick Stewart watching girls’ clothes fall off.
Maybe I just don’t understand.
Frame this immediately and get it on a wall somewhere where people can see it.
They’ve got reflective sunglasses, graying beards, and they rant fascist shit into their phones from inside their cybertrucks in walmart parking lots.
I mean, yeah, I have ADHD.
Also we get to be alive at the same time as warm salted pretzels, and we get to eat them.