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[–] 63 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Give me exactly VIII reasons why I should be worried about this.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

    They would, but they don't know what a Viii reason is, or why you're yelling it.

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  • [–] 34 points 7 hours ago* (4 children)

    Shawarma Law is thus:

    • if you’re hungry and shawarma is an option (it’s close by, you can afford it, and you haven’t eaten it in like the past couple days) you have to have shawarma.

    It’s a common sense law.

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    I'd prefer Shawarma law because I assume it puts Shawarma everywhere and I can eat that.

    With Shakira law she is everywhere but I can't even touch her, must less eat her.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

    I just know one of these is gonna cause a fight at Thanksgiving cause someone will be too stupid to get the joke.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 hours ago* (3 children)

    Thanksgiving is going to be mighty interesting talk this year if you have any maga family members. Probably best to uninvite them, tell them you're sick and waiting for basic Healthcare to kick in.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 hours ago

    I wish we had more kebab in this country

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  • [–] 13 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    I like how this showed up in my feed even better.

    image

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  • [–] 13 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

    Someone please tell Trump this and that he should suggest returning to Roman Numerals

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  • [–] 12 points 8 hours ago

    Sharia law coming in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.... these maga are the fucking dumbest!

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  • [–] 6 points 6 hours ago

    Will the real El-Sayed please stand up

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  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    Unheard of, what's next? Learning a unit system that is based on 10 as a conversion factor? Preposterous!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    Oh gods no! Not Arabic numerals! What's next!? The phonetic alphabet!?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 hours ago

    And pronouns

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  • [–] 3 points 5 hours ago

    @Grok is this true?

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  • I heard that his hog is Haram.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

    Um I thought the numbers we use now are based on Arabic numerals

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  • [–] 2 points 7 hours ago

    noo not the showeeeeer

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    Weirdly, the numerals they use in Arabic are not "Arabic numerals" as we know them, and the only similar looking ones are 1, 9 and 10

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  • [–] 2 points 7 hours ago

    With extra chilli, please!

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