Give me exactly VIII reasons why I should be worried about this.
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Shawarma Law is thus:
- if you’re hungry and shawarma is an option (it’s close by, you can afford it, and you haven’t eaten it in like the past couple days) you have to have shawarma.
It’s a common sense law.
Actually I saw El-Sayed interviewed about it. He says shawarma law is that "if you've got a shawarma, and it's got lettuce in it, it's not a shawarma, it's just a sandwich. Someone has lied to you."
What's next? Shakira Law?
I'd prefer Shawarma law because I assume it puts Shawarma everywhere and I can eat that.
With Shakira law she is everywhere but I can't even touch her, must less eat her.
I just know one of these is gonna cause a fight at Thanksgiving cause someone will be too stupid to get the joke.
Thanksgiving is going to be mighty interesting talk this year if you have any maga family members. Probably best to uninvite them, tell them you're sick and waiting for basic Healthcare to kick in.
I like how this showed up in my feed even better.

Someone please tell Trump this and that he should suggest returning to Roman Numerals
Finally! Reading the dates on the old cartoons will have paid off!
American numerals
Sharia law coming in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.... these maga are the fucking dumbest!
Unheard of, what's next? Learning a unit system that is based on 10 as a conversion factor? Preposterous!
Oh gods no! Not Arabic numerals! What's next!? The phonetic alphabet!?
Um I thought the numbers we use now are based on Arabic numerals
Weirdly, the numerals they use in Arabic are not "Arabic numerals" as we know them, and the only similar looking ones are 1, 9 and 10

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