"Dear Elon,

Your constant inquiries have gone beyond annoying, so I'm going to give it to you straight: You will never be invited to my island.

Look, the truth is, you're just too fucking weird. It's hard enough to keep these girls in the game, pretending to enjoy sexing up these sweaty, fat old pigs, without some grotesque naked goblin prancing around, randomly emitting strange noises like a howler monkey with Tourette's. You'll scare the crap out of my kittens. They're only little girls, after all.

I wish you well in your future endeavors, but lose my number.

Your friend,

Jeff"

I make French Bread Pizzas with a big Cuban loaf from the grocery store. The trick is to coat the bread with garlic olive oil, and toast it for about 5 minutes before putting the sauce, cheese, and toppings on. That way, it's toasted all the way through, without burning the toppings.

"I voted for Mr Hitler because he'd be good for the economy. I didn't go on for all that Jew killing stuff. You can't blame that on me." - German Citizen, 1946

Mm-hmm.

So long, Has-Been. See you in the footnotes.

Elimination of the Electoral College is at hand. They only needed two more states to vote for some new Electoral College Pact, in which states agree to give their electoral votes to the popular vote winner, essentially making the el action a popular vote, which it should be.

Enough statehouses flipped that if two of them voted for the pact, it would automatically take effect, or something like that. I don't know all the details, I've just heard some really positive talk about it.

He's an easy impeachment target. He doesn't deserve a soft landing into retirement. He deserves prison, and so does his treasonous bulldog wife.

Also Kavanaugh, who committed perjury in his hearings. He also lied to Susan Collins. You know those gang rape pervs at Cornell? Kavanaugh was that kind of a guy. He would have been first in line, encouraging the others, and texting his buddies to come over.

I used to believe that we needed expand SCOTUS to 13, but I no longer believe that. Now I believe that we should expand SCOTUS to 29 seats, with rolling term limits, so every president gets to appoint a few.

The number of seats shouldn't be so low that one bad faith president can negatively affect governmental policy for the next 50 years.

EVERYBODY is calling for Schmuck to be replaced.

Expect to see a lot of MAGAs putting distance between themselves and Trump, hoping to keep their jobs in 2028. It won't be hard to find a few cowardly MAGAs who will support intelligent Democrat legislation, so they show their constituents that they're bipartisan.

They think we'll forget. We won't forget.

He'll choose impeachment. Oh, boy! The circus is coming to town!

JFC, we spend a decade battling MAGA, get a major victory, only to find Israel standing right behind them. Now we have to fight them off, too? WTF?