[–] 2 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

..and this shows the census before (2001) and the census after (2011), after a bunch of bnp proto-ukippy knobs had cried enough to try and get "English" added to sub-options for "ethnic group".

Also, "Ethnic group" is still not the same as "Race".

I'm sure I've only ever seen this argument once before, and I'm now suspecting it was probably from you.

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  • [–] 6 points 21 hours ago

    Dear diary,

    A melancholy has come upon me. I am a fool with an unspeakable, uncurable sickness.

    At the tavern this evening, Sir Roger and his friends were speaking of the fairness of the maidens in the village, and I, the fool that I am asked if anyone else did think and agree that;

    "Miss Emily would be twice the treat were she to grow the fangs and whiskers of the she-wolf"

    They looked at me as a man beset by madness! Realising my error, I panicked and quickly exclaimed;

    "Tis merely a jest! Take nothing earnest in mine utterances!"

    But they did not stop laughing, until everyone in the room, which is nearly everyone in the village of any standing, was also laughing.

    They attempted to mock me by initiating mock-courting, interspersed with howling and growling.

    I fled home, ashamed, a fool. As I write this now, every five minutes I hear a howl and some giggling from outside my window.

    There must not be another man alive who would understand me and my shameful sickness. Why must I desire this ungodly blend of woman and beast?

    I shall leave for London in the morning, to find a cure, or failing that, to meet my end.

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (10 children)

    Good.

    A bunch of UKippers or whatever they were back then had been pissing their pants about having to tick "British" and insisted that "English" should be added to the (traditional, 200 year old) census.

    So the sour-faced swivel-eyed gammonic ultracunts eventually got their way and "English" was added to the census options.

    But since then, the same or similar had been crying about how "brown people aren't allowed to be English, because English is a race now, and it's exclusively a white one".

    So this act, though small, might help urge enough of the screaming red-faced faragist traitor cunts to an early heart attack, thus leading to the saving of Britain, perhaps Europe and possibly the world.

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  • [–] 3 points 23 hours ago

    The top one is odd and inconsistent - like they've been taught to speak "Recieved Pronunciation", but some of their original accent shows through (which may be anything like Danish, Geordie etc).

    The 2nd one is just some slight variation of "generic fairly posh southern voice".

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