Being a vampire is its nature. Obviously vampire has it's important ecological niche and extiction could disturb the balance in nature.

I'm worried for the world and the climate and at the same time I do enjoy a lot of little things. Maybe I am dumb though.

Being smart and being able to enjoy little things are to unrelated things. Maybe you are just smart and depressed?

Imagine being such a big fan that you rename your country after a Dreamworks character.

Funnier fact, speed bump is farthinder in swedish.

Fun fact, "Fart" means "Speed" in swedish.

"There used to be a certain edition with typo on page 247. That edition is worth thousands. Your's is worthless though, unfortunately"

I'm not complaining, but I want to point out to people who don't know that Haiku is not unix or unix-like. Haiku is based on BeOS which is its own operating system.

Apparently I was tight though

AI slop makes prep fast

Damn those democrats, threatening people with good time.

Off the top of my head

"If I become the president, I'll end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours."