Edgar Poe: Why can't my fans call a land in my name?

This reminds me of the Pole with ESL who wanted to divorce his English speaking wife. He thought she was going to kill him because she bought a bottle labeled "Polish remover."

I was going to post a more detailed version here, but every one I found with a quick search seemed problematic.

If you get a globe and draw a line straight from the north pole to the south pole, if you do it right you'll see it goes directly through Poland.

It's kinda north-ish pole-ish.

Good Mythical Morning, I have arrived among my people! Ohio is old and busted, Poland is new hotness.

Imagine being such a big fan that you rename your country after a Dreamworks character.

On the cosplayer note, visitors will be delighted to see how popular goth fashion still is in Poland.