You joke, but liquids swirl at different notes. And there's a slight crackle when there's enough acidity. But let's not forget, a good wine cleans the ear wax better than a bad one.

I think in that realm it's the usual collectors nonsense.

Which edition. Is it a missprint. Did the author sign or fart on it.

Bonus points if different editions use different fonts and you swear that that particular font is a clear improvement over that other far inferior font and it just sets a different tone for the story and setting, you know?

@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop And confuse the audiophiles by licking the amp and sniffing the speakers.

@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop Hold up a single page to see how much light passes through it. Mutter about production quality.

@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop I think for book snobs, smelling it is vital.

@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop i read a lot of fun ideas, but what about simply reading upside down, or starting by the end ?

@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiopSniff the book, smell it ! 🤣

@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop To paraphrase the great Stephen Potter, say "It's a very cornery book."#Oneupmanship