What are dogs gonna do, complain in human language that they don't taste like pumpkin or cookies and cream?

There's no scenario where a reasonable and normal human being can ever prove or disprove the advertised flavor of dog treats. And if you do? Congratulations you fucking weirdo, yeah maybe they lied but YOU put a dog treat in your mouth. You lose by default, bro

All it needs is themed packaging, a vague colorful tint, and boom it's now whatever flavor you say it is. If anyone objects, "ah, nope. They just taste bad to you because you're not a dog"

It's all such silly goosery

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[–] 3 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Get a veterinarian friend in your life, they have great stories.

In this story time, it's about pet food companies and veterinarian students. See, if a veterinarian recommends a certain food, is any reasonable owner taking their pet to said veterinarian going to not at least try that food? So pet food companies will give enormous discounts to veterinarian students. They want to hook them on it. They'll bring in cartloads of their brand and nearly give it away to the students. My friend had a small side hustle reselling the stuff. His girlfriend was feeding her cat something like $300 worth of the super premium food a month... for the low price of $30. His mother was getting 80lbs of some premium brand dog food every month. It was nuts.

They also, in these little giveaways and 'seminars' put on, answer all the questions the vets might ever be asked by clients later on... which is why this is relevant to this post. See, they'll freely admit that every food is more or less taste-tested by humans first. So when they say 'bacon' or 'pumpkin spice' or such, it's really because the human that tasted it said so (and also because they already knew what it was going to taste like, the folks making the product aren't exactly stupid in the first place).

Also also... how does anyone not know what things taste like before putting them in your mouth? I can think of nearly nothing that doesn't smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference. So just go sniff the treat and you can tell.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I can think of nearly nothing that doesn't smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference

    Vanilla extract would like to have a word with you

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    Pretty sure it is the same. I just went and tested. What makes it seem otherwise is how concentrated it is. You're only getting a teenie weenie portion of it into your nose, it's diluted in any recipe (and the alcohol [like 95% by volume in the container] burns off while cooking), but if you taste it you're getting it super duper heavy on your tongue, alcohol and vanilla.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    I can think of nearly nothing that doesn't smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference

    Soap, cheese, coffee, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, garlic, chestnuts, hibiscus, cinnamon, dragonfruit, coconut

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (2 children)

    Coffee I'll give you, though that one is definitely weird to me. It DOES taste and smell the same, but at the same time I love the smell and hate the taste.

    Soap, cheese, vanilla, cocoa powder, hibiscus are nearly 1-to-1 matches for me, smell/taste wise. Cinnamon is exactly the same.

    Dragonfruit... I can't recall it very well. I've had it once since I turned 18, and can only remember that it's like eating a kiwi with no taste. Not a thing in memory about the smell. Same thing for chestnuts.

    Coconut is another weird one for me. It does smell/taste the same, but the texture is so important that it overrides any concerns of the smell/taste.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (1 child)

    Coffee doesnt smell bitter, i think thats what is throwing you off when you taste and its not expected.

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