It was probably in the pre-nup lol
I'm tired of Dad jokes like this.
Do NOT under any circumstances check it with a blacklight
No soup subs for you!
Yeah,.I named my tapeworm Jerry
"This is the best pork I've ever had!"
I thought they were the authorities!
Yeah, I hate that Jeff Bezels guy too!
Sorry, mate, there's an additional $12.50 ticketing fee, $9.50 service fee and $8.00 processing fee if you want to ask a question
Bro, you have no idea how alpha I am.
And I do MMA.
Beatings will continue until morale improves
I love those interviews where they interview somebody who starts complaining about trans in sport or something being their number 1 issue, and the interviewer will ask them what sports they play, and they'll say "None", and the interviewer will ask what sport they watch that has trans competitors in it and they'll say "None!", and then the interviewer asks how many trans people they meet up with each day, and they'll say "NONE!"
"And trans people are your number 1 issue?"
"YES!"