Use bathroom detergent as body wash and shampoo. Problem solved.

Don't do that, idiot

Take a shower? You mean get pissed on by my house? No thanks.

Right?? My shower should be the cleanest place in my house, it literally gets washed in soap and water every single day - like what do you mean it gets dirty if I don't shower it?!

Like what next, I have to wash my washing machine, cook my oven, boil my boiler??

You just have to use that cleaning spray and a shower head set to masturbate and bam, it’s clean enough. I also have a grey walk in shower so I’m just assuming it’s clean.

Anyone remember that motorized scrubbing bubble spray thing that would mist the shower with a touch of a button when you were done? The refills were mad expensive and it ate through them super fast, but if you bought some generic shower spray and diluted it as a home brew refill it worked just as well.
Mine eventually died and wasn't easy to fix ( I forget why). I've never seen another product like it unfortunately but man, I hardly ever had to clean the shower with that thing.

I’ve always felt that cleaning the shower was by far the worst chore. It was such a pain that I started using more and more extreme tools to try and make it easier.

Then about a year ago I found this EcoLab industrial shower cleaner spray. It works like scrubbing bubbles pretends to; just spray, wait a minute, and wipe off. Now I’m excited to spend two minutes cleaning my shower.

It really depends on how hard your water is.

You'd think with the current obsession around vac bots they'd make some sort of version for showers but the best they have is ones for VERY flat glass surfaces like sliding glass doors. I'm sure the main challenge is it remaining suctioned obviously, but you'd think there would be SOMETHING that could be made as an alternative.

I tried to explain this problem to the dental hygienist about the toothbrush and couldn't get them to go there.

If I have to clean my shower every week I need to clean my toothbrush every week for the same reason, and I'm not even concerned about toilet spray in the shower.

I am very concerned about the toilet spray on my toothbrush.

Don't forget to lift the grid and clean the drain. I just did that, and Oh, Boy! That was nasty!

I guess really the scrubbing is key. The shower doesn't really get scrubbed. Much like I wouldn't get clean either if I just poured soap water on me every time I shower...

I keep a scrub brush and a squeegee in my shower. While I'm waiting for the water to get hot, I put my foot into the handle of the brush and run it around the floor off the shower. After I'm done showing, I use the squeegee on the glass shower door. About once a week I use the squeegee on the shower walls. I won't say I never otherwise have to clean my shower, but those things really take care of most of it, assuming your starting place is a clean shower.

Edit: Oh, and after I dry myself I also dry the chrome faucet handle.

Pro life tip. Clean it with the bleach you use on toilet bowls

Wait, is that why the orange turd is in power?