what if i want extra squishy? a whole body made of amorphous squishy? am i left in the dust?

Jesus is a Mexican name, not a Palestinian name

yoink

afaik brave has a feature that lets users upload their browsing data to brave for it to "improve its search engine", maybe it's that. in that case brave browser users are distributed scrapers.

i don't know when the profit is happening if you don't tell it to me in a bullet point, okay?

you're gonna have to write 5. profit at the end or I'm not doing it

tl;dr data broker removal services work, on a very limited set of data brokers (not the big ones, not the most impactful ones, not the ones that intentionally don't keep your name but keep everything else about you), for about 6 months at a time. they're truly useless. if you live in california that state has its own opt-out service that's much more effective and also free: https://privacy.ca.gov/drop/

they're only preserved for a few weeks

just remember that if you live in an area with a decent amount of muslims then don't give out haribo and other wine gums, because they contain animal gelatine and thus aren't halal.

limiting water is useful for keeping the time it's not yet boiling short, but also may then dip below boiling if you put in too much pasta and have too little water. as always balance is key and I'm a jenga tower.

5

for one person? yeah