So like parts of Michigan?

I never thought of that.

Depends on the water though since some may have chemical contamination that won't go away by just boiling (I believe UNICEF has a section on their website about it).

It's why you are never ever supposed to drink storm water in any form (other than potentially rain collection)

Why would you need to freeze it though?

Just boil and store at room temperature?

But if they're worried about contamination, they wouldn't be storing boiling hot water in plastic bags. Microplastics ☠️

Why are you measuring the water? Fill the pot, pour the pasta, cook the pasta, drain the water. Pasta may expand a bit, but otherwise you just need enough water to cover it while it's cooking.

Take notes, boys. THIS is proper trolling. It's just believable enough while being absurd. It's subtle. It's ambiguous. It's beautiful.

Interesting, I have a steel pan with measurements burned into the inside with a laser. But for pasta, I usually just add water until it feels right.